Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.
One of my biggest fashion obsessions is with the Hexties polymer neckties:
Yes. This is absolutely the kind of futuristic bullshit I need in my life, and the only thing stopping me from this egregiously sci-fi fashion statement is the $100 price tag.
Clip on ties are trash
They don’t exactly make segmented polymer metallic ties you can tie in a knot.
